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Monday, November 15, 2010

am i the surviving twin, or just a spawn from hell...? and i have chickens... LOL...

Yeah, I know I haven’t been doing this “blog” thingy enough… whatever… I just forget and shit… sometimes I feel like doing it with my cell phone, but WTF am I going to be doing sitting in a car or something typing up my blog… that’s pretty teh fails… well, let’s start off with what I’ve been into… you know me… I’m always changing my lifestyle or hobbies… LOL…

Well… I still have my bike… but I haven’t used it in like… months… LOL… I still have my fish tank… but I haven’t done a water change in like… months… LOL… I still have my leopard geckos… I heard them… and I’m going to to get MOAR like in… days… LOL… but the thing i gotten into lately is chickens… yeah I know… fucken weird amirite…? I never thought I would get chickens… I always said I wanted chickens, and roosters are so FTMFW but man… I have a shitload now… I just wanted one… it started off because jose got a pair… I was like, man he looks cool, but then that fucker said hold him… FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH… he was such a cool bird… so kick ass, and super tame… I fell in love… so later that week I converted my old pigeon coop into a chicken coop… it was easy… just moved the stick from the top to the middle, and got a new feeder… LOL… so I got my first bird… he’s a crele old English game bantam… so a miniature fighting rooster… he was cool but lonely… so I got him a hen… fuck… I ended up getting him like ten hens… LOL… now I have 19 chickens total… four roosters and four different breeds of chickens… I ♥ them so bad…

Let’s switch it up a bit… as some of you guys know, my sister was in emergency and got a pace maker put on… I yelled at her today about her eating… she is still trying to eat sweets and shit… she doesn’t know why I have her on such a strict diet… fuck… she was like… the doctor said I should be on a low sodium diet… so I snapped at her today… WTF does she want…? Does she still want to get fat, but hold the sodium only…? That shit doesn’t work that way… either stop getting fat, or fucken die I told her today… because that’s the thing that’s going to happen… she’s gonna die if she keeps it up… I hope she isn’t cheating… but I think I scared her enough to actually listen to me and do what I said… no one wants to be in the hospital with needles and shit in your arms… or more surgery… this was a huge life changing reality check for her… I hope she learns from this, and this isn’t one of the first of many trips to the emergency room… even though she’s stupid, she doesn’t deserve all the stuff she went thru… but all of this happened because she didn’t listen to me before… I would always tell here to get on a diet, but she never took me serious… now look at what happens when you eat EVERYTHANG!!... you die…

Oh well… the good thing is that she listens to me, and ask me before she eats anything… I’m proud of her for doing that, but still, she shouldn’t ask me if she could eat that candy or something… that just makes me pissed, and makes her look like a fat ass… LOL… if she wants to cheat, just do it… I’m not your fucken dad… but I am trying to help you out for the better… fuck, no one listens to me… it’s crazy, because I was just telling this to Javier today in the car… there are so many people that would’ve been better off doing what I told them to do… everyone… everyone I know would be happier if they listened… but no one listens to me… it’s weird… like if I’m fucken stupid… or some clueless idiot… i believe that I am smarter than most people I know… I don’t want to bust out with a number, but I am surrounded by idiots… everyone… even my neighbors are dumb… they may know how to do stuff that I don’t, but that does not make them smart… ugh… I have a scab on my eye lid and when I rub it it bleeds… WTF mate…? But anyways… they’re all dumb… I can count on one hand the people that I know who might be smarter than me… LOL… man…

But srsly… I hope my sister gets better, and on track to a better life… shit, we have kids now… if she dies, wtf am I gonna do…? I can’t get married… I’m not going to pretend to be straight and get married with a wench so she can take care of them… I’m over that bullshit… never again… but really, I can’t even imagine what I would do… I’d probably ask a friend to come live with me or something… fuck… what a mind fuck that is… and the sad part is that I wouldn’t call any of my family members to help me… why..? look at the paragraph above… all of them are idiots… wow, I do talk a lot of shit… let me start a new paragraph…


I’ve been going fishing with Javier… good guy, love him as a friend… but I talk way too much shit to him… well to anyone really… I even got into it with some stupid hippies on this chicken forum today because they were stupid… LOL… fuck, I really wish I could’ve talked a lot more shit… fuck them… but I like this forum, and I want to stick around… the chicken hobby is the same as the reptile forum… everyone is nice and polite… not like the reef tank forum… nothing but fucken haters and bitches… srsly… fuck them… fuck reef central… but yes… too much shit I spit… oh well… that’s what i do… I just feel bad for some people… like Javier… I feel like whenever he’s around me I make him feel like shit… I ask him, but he’s like, nah I’m cool… fuck that front… I want to know the truth… right…? If you don’t tell me, I’ll keep going for the kill… why…? Because I’m the devil… and he knows that…

Let me clarify that a bit for you guys… he’s been going thru a Christian drama trip… and I’ve kind of been shooting him some advice… and well, my advice is all about him… whatever I think would make him happiest and help him out the most in the end and in the now… but everything I say makes me sound like I’m some anti-god heathen… for reals… it reminded me of Sean Washington from school… he was this jehova’s witness friend of mine…we would always get into religious debates, and I would always win or make him feel stupid… but man, he would put up a good fight, so I enjoyed those arguments… anyways… one time he told me that he described me to his pastor and his friends at bible study… the pastor told him that I was the devil… LOL… and that he shouldn’t stay away from him, but that he should be careful of the advice I would give him, and not to be fooled by my false guidance… hahahah… like if I was making him walk on hot coals… whatever church brother… LOL… but shit… you don’t know how many times I have been called the devil, or evil by some people…

Did I ever make a post about my god complex, or is it in the actual book…? I think I put it in a book… well… like I told Javier today… I have a severe god complex… I like the feeling of controlling and making everything around me suffer… animals, people, friends, insects… as long as I can, I will… but I’m trying to work with that problem… but still… with people I still harvest the idea and mess with people’s minds that way… I make them buy stuff… I make them think stuff… I sway them to my liking… I contradict their human nature until I win… and I always win… I always get what I want… no matter what it is… damnit all… I am evil… what if I am the devil…? My earthly mission is to come and make everyone around me suffer… either by me telling them that they are dumb, or by making them buy something they don’t want or need… it doesn’t matter… I’ll find a way to make their life un easy… wow… I just realized that I am so freaken awesome… lol… but I have to stop doing this shit… I like my friends… even when they treat me like shit, or piss me off… I wouldn’t trade them for anything else in the world…